Words of Wisdom?
I know they're not my own, but I got sent some sayings the other day and the following were darn good and I hadn't yet seen them - surprising in itself!- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
- Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
- I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
- I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the rear-end.
- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
posted by Loki at
10:12 AM
3 comment(s):
I know the answer to the last one. Shoot em!
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Nike, at
3:07 PM
My favorite is "I have one nerve left and you are getting on it!"
By
Nike, at
9:38 PM
Another good one is: "YOU, off my planet!"
By
Nike, at
2:13 PM
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