Librarian Ire

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Suggested or (-tive?) Studies

A couple of library studies I'd like to see:

What are the demographics for female librarians who keep their last name?

4 out of 7 married women in my library have chosen to keep their last name. Is this majority related to the tightness of their undies? Hmm...

What percentage of males working full time in your library have fingernails longer than yours?

2 out of 3 males have fingernails longer than the majority of the female staff workers. Hmm. Cross-reference with argyle... Astonishing corollary.

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