Librarian Ire

Friday, April 21, 2006

In case you were in doubt

About whether its better on the outside or in. I got this sent to me in an email - its probably an oldie, but its a goodie.

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
make things a little bit clearer.

IN spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT get a break for one meal unless you're a branch manager.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT aren't even supposed to
speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON must deal with sadistic fellow prisoners.
AT WORK...........they are called co-workers.

1 comment(s):

I somehow missed this. but it rings many bells.

By Blogger Nike, at 6:59 PM  

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